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The Secular Spectrum: A Valentine's Day Poem Massacre
Since it's nearly impossible to find Valentine's Day cards that aren't either sappy or stupid, I began a tradition of writing my own bad poetry for Keith.
Being a satirist, the poems contain hidden jokes and puns. The themes often grow from whatever is occupying our lives as I write it. Since I'm writing posts for the Secular Spectrum, the theme of this year's poem is absurd biblical stories.
Because of this, I decided to share the poem with SecSpec's readers. I've also challenged them to come up with their own bad biblical/romantic verse. And I'm inviting readers of this blog to join the fun.
Share your own biblical babble in the comments section!
And as a bonus, here is last year's Valentine's Day poem for Keith.
You’re Trending in My Heart
Follow me and I will follow you,O’ how you update my status!Befriend my heart,And my heart will never defriend yours.I like to be liked,And I like to like you.How your love makes my heart twitter,Your news feeds my soul.Share with me your love,And I will share with you everything.My laughs will be your laughs,My tears, you will cry too.Do not block me, my love,And my thoughts will always be with you.Only a person who truly loved me,Would share these sentiments too.