Monday, October 31, 2016

All Hallow’s Eve of the Election




Every election, people say this is the most important election in our lifetime. This time, it’s really true...and you're right to be afraid. The real night of horrors could be November 8.

Friday, October 28, 2016

Halloween Election Scarefest


Miracle GirlHalloween Election Scarefest

Don't look now! Around every corner is a new reason to quake. Halloween is scary enough without the election looming. It's enough to haunt any voter's nightmares.

Friday, October 21, 2016

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Fight Night Tonight: The Final Showdown


Miracle GirlFight Night Tonight: The Final Showdown

It hardly takes a psychic to see that the last presidential debate will be a slimefest of historic proportions. It's safe to say that tonight's debate will be the nastiest in history.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Friday, October 14, 2016

Monday, October 10, 2016

Donald Trump: Flooded Debasement


Miracle Girl: Donald Trump: Flooded Debasement



Think Sunday’s debate was tawdry? You should hear Trump's original plan. 
The decimation of the GOP edifice is already underway, destroyed by a builder named Trump. 


Saturday, October 8, 2016

The Final Nail…Finally


Miracle Girl: The Final Nail…Finally



October 7 will go down in history as the day Hillary Clinton clinched the presidency. Though Donald 
Trump probably thinks he could grab a woman's crotch on 5th avenue and still get elected.

Friday, October 7, 2016

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Vice Presidential Debate: Drinking Game Edition



Miracle GirlVice Presidential Debate: Drinking Game Edition

Every time Mike Pence "interprets" one of his running mate's comments or policies in a way that is actually the exact opposite, take a slug. You'll be sloshed by the halfway point.

But save some of that booze for after the election. You'll need it if the Trump/Pence campaign wins.

Monday, October 3, 2016

5 Things You Didn’t Want to Think About Thanks to Donald Trump



Miracle Girl: 5 Things You Didn’t Want to Think About Thanks to Donald Trump



I'd be happy if the word trump were banished from the English language after November 8. But until then, here are f
ive categories of thoughts we we would like to unthink courtesy of The Donald.


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In July of 2013, I fell into a six-week coma and nearly died. When I awoke from the coma, I could barely lift my head. It has been a hard road to recovery. The doctors advised my loved ones to give up all hope for my full recovery, but while they were shining lights in my eyes to gauge my level of consciousness, I was telling them grumpily to leave me alone because I was trying to get back to sleep...in my coma-dream. I was experiencing covert cognition, and the coma-dream was my version of a near-death experience. I'm a skeptic, so I saw surreal images instead of spirits or dead loved ones. According to my research, as many as one in five people with consciousness disorders have covert cognition.

Not a miracle recovery, but a miracle of modern medicine

In 2013 I fell into a six-week coma and nearly died after I contracted legionella. The Legionnaire's disease was in turn triggered by immunosuppression caused by the prednisone I was taking for my rare autoimmune disease, dermatomyositis.

I suffered a series of strokes on both sides of my brain when the sepsis caused my blood pressure to plummet. I fell into a deep coma. My kidneys and lungs began to fail, as my body was began dying one organ at a time. My doctors told my loved ones to give up hope for my full recovery. They expected me to die, and even if I somehow lived, I would remain a vegetable or at best left so hopelessly brain-damaged that I would never be same. But unbeknownst to them, while they were shining lights in my eyes and shaking their heads, I was telling them in my coma-dream--my secular version of a near-death experience--to leave me alone because I was trying to get back to sleep. I was experiencing what is known as covert cognition, the subject of my Skeptical Inquirer article "Covert Cognition: My So-Called Near-Death Experience," which appeared in their July/August issue.

But it wasn't a miracle--despite what so many continue to believe--that I recovered so fully. I owe my life not to God, but the miracles of modern medicine, as well as the nature of the watershed-area brain damage I suffered, as I detailed in my article and in this blog.