Resistance: Fighting Assimilation by the Borg (Bannon.Org)

Miracle Girl: Resistance: Fighting Assimilation by the Borg (Bannon.Org)

Sorry, Borg (Bannon.org), but resistance isn't futile. You may have taken over the ship of state, but we will fight your hostile takeover to the end. Our ideals are at stake and we've only begun to fight.

Trump Administration to Investigate Illegal Zombie Voters

Miracle Girl: Trump Administration to Investigate Illegal Zombie Voters

Satire: The Trump Administration announces a major investigation into millions of zombie voters casting votes illegally. Said 

President Trump, "When Mexico sends its undead, they're not sending their very best."

Fear the walking dead voters. 

Explosive End of President Creosote, er, Trump’s Ego?

Miracle Girl: Explosive End of President Creosote, er, Trump’s Ego?

Like the universe, the inflation of Trump’s ego has only sped up since his inauguration. Better find somewhere to hide when it blows.

Why I Don’t Hit Men: A Satirical Answer to C.R. Wiley

Miracle Girl: Why I Don’t Hit Men: A Satirical Answer to C.R. Wiley

Whenever a woman usurps the power invested in men by the Lord above it saps his glory seed, says Mrs. Jeanie N. DeSky in this evangelical satire. 

Every sperm is sacred...

Anti-Theism: The Great Gaytheist Manifesto Debate

Miracle Girl: Anti-Theism: The Great Gaytheist Manifesto Debate

The sparks flew during my Gaytheist Manifesto podcast debate with Danthropology's Dan Arel and host/Patheos Nonreligious blogger Callie Wright.

Let's just say there were a few points of disagreement!

Old Man Trump’s Chip Off the Old Block

Miracle Girl: Old Man Trump’s Chip Off the Old Block

The Big Apple real estate developer doesn't fall far from the family's racist tree. Fred Trump left his racist legacy to his son Donald Trump. Woody Guthrie called him on it.

Barack Obama: Waving Goodbye to the Humanist-in-Chief

Miracle Girl: Barack Obama: Waving Goodbye to the Humanist-in-Chief

President Obama looks like a humanist and quacks like one too. Our next president? Not so much.

Indeed, Barack Obama has been the most atheist-positive president in history. He was also the first president raised by a humanist. Coincidence?

Heedlessly Diving off the Healthcare Cliff

Miracle Girl: Heedlessly Diving off the Healthcare Cliff

The GOP is diving over the healthcare precipice, but it will be the American people buried under its rubble. It won't be the fall, but the sudden stop that destroys the healthcare of millions.

Meryl Streep’s Golden Plea for Empathy

Miracle Girl: Meryl Streep’s Golden Plea for Empathy

Empathy didn't die on November 8. Like Hollywood liberals, humanists need to take every opportunity to defend the defenseless, fighting for the values we care so deeply about. 

If we don't make our voices heard, the schoolyard bully wins.

Secondhand Prayer: I Prayed to the God-Monster Under My Bed

Miracle Girl: Secondhand Prayer: I Prayed to the God-Monster Under My Bed

I prayed to a god I didn't believe in as a child because he had become the monster under my bed. I also learned that fear of Hellfire is a communicable disease.

It was a crazy, mixed up kind of secular childhood.

To Anti-Theist or Not to Anti-Theist, That is the Question

Miracle Girl: To Anti-Theist or Not to Anti-Theist, That is the Question

It's NOT prideful to say it takes more inner strength to not need God in times of great physical or emotional distress. I should know.